Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Frida Kahlo The Suicide of Dorothy Hale

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know. Shall I ask him to go away?' said a voice from around keyhole level.
Angua thought quickly. The other residents had warned her about this. She waited for her cue.
'Oh, thanks, love. Oi was forgetting,' said the voice.
You had to pick your time, with Mrs Cake. It was difficult, living in a house run by someone whose mind was only nominally attached to the present. Mrs Cake was a psychic.
'You've got your 'Yes, oi think that's all sorted out,' said Mrs Cake. 'Sorry, dear. Oi get terrible headaches if'n people don't fill in the right bits. Are you human,
'You can come in, Mrs Cake.'
It wasn't much of a room. It was mainly brown. Brown oilcloth flooring, brown walls, a picture over the brown bed of a brown stag being attacked by brown dogs on a brown moorland against a sky which, contrary to established meteorological knowledge, was brown. There was a brown wardrobe. Possibly, if you fought your way through the mysterious old coats[in it, you'd break through into a magical fairyland precognition switched on again, Mrs Cake,' said Angua, swinging her legs out of bed and rummaging quickly through the pile of clothes on the chair.'Where'd we got to?' said Mrs Cake, still on the other side of the door.'You just said, "I don't know, shall I ask him to go away?" Mrs Cake,' said Angua. Clothes! That was always the trouble! At least a male werewolf only had to worry about a pair of shorts and pretend he'd been on a brisk run.'Right.' Mrs Cake coughed. ' "There's a young man downstairs asking for you",' she said.' "Who is it?",' said Angua.There was a moment's silence.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Andrea Mantegna Adoration of the Magi

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Carrot, 'definitely a strong-minded woman, eh?''Too true,' said Vimes.Something crunched under Carrot's enormous sandal.'More glass,' he said. 'It went a long way, didn't it.''Exploding dragons! What an imagination the girl has.''Woof mindedly kicked him into the gutter and had gone a few steps before they suddenly thought: I'm a bastard, what am I?
'There is something up there,' said Carrot. 'Look . . . something blue, hanging off that gargoyle.'
'Woof woof, woof! Would you credit it?'
Vimes stood on Carrot's shoulders and walked his hand up the wall, but the little blue strip was still out of reach.
The gargoyle rolled a stony eye towards him.
'Do you mind?' said Vimes. 'It's hanging on your ear With a grinding of stone on stone, the gargoyle reached up a hand and unhooked the intrusive material.
'Thank you.'woof,' said a voice behind them.'That damn dog's been following us,' said Vimes.'It's barking at something on the wall,' said Carrot.Gaspode eyed them coldly.'Woof woof, bloody whine whine,' he said. 'Are

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Pop art long stage ray

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whinnied softly, turned, and galloped down the street, toward the forest...
Nanny Ogg appeared silently behind Granny Weatherwax as she watched it go.
“Silver shoes?” she said quietly “They’ll last no time at all.”
“And silver nails. “Are you?”
“Well. . . Mr. Casanunda did ask if I could show him the Long Man. You know. Properly. I suppose it’s him being a dwarf. They’re very interested in earthworks.”
“Can’t get enough of them,” said Casanunda.
Granny rolled her eyes.They’ll last for long enough,” said Granny, speaking to the world in general. “And she’ll never get it back, though she calls it for a thousand years.”“Shoeing the unicorn,” said Nanny, shaking her head.“Only you’d think of shoeing a unicorn, Esme.”“I’ve been doing it all my life,” said Granny.Now the unicorn was a speck on the moorland. As they watched, it disappeared into the evening gloom.Nanny Ogg sighed, and broke whatever spell there was.“So that’s it, then.”“Yes.”“Are you going to the dance up at the castle?”

Friday, April 24, 2009

Paul Klee Fish Magic

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Ridcully shook himself. “What’s happening?” he said.
“I don’t know!” said Shawn, who was almost in tears. “I think we’re being attacked by elves! Nothing anyone’s telling me’s making any sense! Somehow they arrived during the Entertainment! Or something!”
Ridcully looked around at the frightened, bewildered
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“And Miss Magrat’s gone out to fight them alonel”
Ridcully “They ain’t got me, then,” said Nanny Ogg, behind him.
“Mum? How did you get in?”
“Broomstick. You’d better get some people with bows up on the roof. I came down that way. So can others.”looked perplexed.“Who’s Miss Magrat?”“She’s going to be queen! The bride! You know? Magrat Garlick?”Ridcully’s mind could digest one fact at a time.“What’s she gone out for?”“They captured the king!”“Did you know they’ve got Esme Weatherwax as well?”“What, Granny Weatherwax?”“I came back to rescue her,” said Ridcully, and then real-ized that this sounded either nonsense or cowardly.Shawn was too upset to notice. “I just hope they’re not collecting witches,” he said. “They’ll need our mum to get the complete set.”

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Horace Vernet The Lion Hunt

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to run away! She was trying to get my hood off! I had to leave her, miss! You understand, miss?”
“Elves?”
“You got to hold on to something iron, miss! They hate iron!”
She slapped his face, hurting her fingers on the mail.
“You’re gabbling, Shawn!”
“They’re outto mind?” said Magrat. “I don’t see them, do you? Are they behind the door? No! Are they under the bed?
How strange, they’re not ... there’s just me, Shawn Ogg. And if you don’t tell me everything you know right now I’ll make you regret the day I was born.”
Shawn’s Adam’s apple bobbed up and down as he con- there, miss! I heard the drawbridge godown! They’re out there and we’re in here and they don’tkill you, they keep you alive—““Stand to attention, soldier!”It was all she could think of. It seemed to work. Shawn pulled himself together.“Look,” said Magrat, “everyone knows there really aren’t any elves any mo . . . “ Her voice faded. Her eyes narrowed. “Everyone but Magrat Garlick knows different, yes?”Shawn shook. Magrat grabbed his shoulders.“Me mum and Mistress Weatherwax said you wasn’t to know!” Shawn wailed. “They said it was witch business!”“And where are they now, when they’ve got some witch business

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Franz Marc Reh im Klostergarten

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early morning in Lancre town, and it was more or less deserted. Farmers had got up hours before to curse and swear and throw a bucket turned slowly with his arms spread wide.
“See that tavern?” he said. “Hah! If I had a penny for every time they threw me out of there, I’d have . . . five dol-lars and thirty-eight pence. And over there is the old forge, and there’s Mrs. Persifleur’s, where I had lodgings. See that peak up there? That’s Copperhead, that is. I climbed that one day with old Carbonaceous the troll. Oh, great days, great days. And see that wood down there, on the hill?
That’s where she—“
His voice trailed into a mumble. “Oh, my word. It all comesat the cows and had then gone back to bed.The sound of the horn bounced off the houses.Ridcully leapt out of the coach and took a deep, theatri-cal breath.“Can’t you smell that?” he said. “That’s real fresh moun-tain air, that is.” He thumped his chest.“I’ve just trodden in something rural,” said Ponder.“Where is the castle, sir?”“I think it could be that huge black towering thing loom-ing over the town,” said Casanunda.The Archchancellor stood in the middle of the square and

Monday, April 20, 2009

Vincent van Gogh Wheatfield with a Lark

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Midnight? Nothing special about midnight. Practic’ly anyone can be a witch at midnight,” said Granny Weatherwax. “How about noon?”
“Certainly What are we fighting for?” said Diamanda.
“Fighting? We ain’t fighting. We’re just showing each other what we can do. Friendly like,” said Granny Weatherwax.
She stood up.
“I’d better be “Oh, well. That’s all right then,” said Granny
Weatherwax, disappearing into the night. “Explains it all, that does.”
There used to be such simple directions, back in the days before they invented parallel universes—Up and Down, Right and Left, Backward and Forward, Past and Future . . .
But normal directions don’t work in the multiverse, which has goin’,” she said. “Us old people need our sleep, you know how it is.”“And what does the winner get?” said Diamanda. There was just a trace of uncertainty in her voice now. It was very faint, on the Richter scale of doubt it was probably no more than a plastic teacup five miles away falling off a low shelf onto a carpet, but it was there.65Terry Pratchett“Oh, the winner gets to win,” said Granny Weather-wax. “That’s what it’s all about. Don’t bother to see us out. You didn’t see us in.”The door slammed back.“Simple psychokinesis,” said Diamanda.